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  • i get epiphanies, eh?

    November 11, 2022 by

    There was a time when I owned a jetboat, a jetboat with a 455 Olds no less, a four barrel carb and it liked gas, and the oiligarchs liked it too! Anyway, it failed me once too often likely due to hydraulicing the valves and I swapped the motor out in one overnight effort, and… Read more

  • so blast

    January 30, 2022 by

    Sometimes people do the right thing It’s true.   Sometimes, as hard as it is to believe, people actually do the right thing.   In fact, sometimes several people do the right thing at the same time!.   And now I am going to sound like a wild braying jackass of a liar when I… Read more

  • christmas warmth

    December 25, 2021 by

    Well it’s 40 below and I don’t really care because the stove is cookin’ hot and the sky is clear.   I don’t recall it being this cold on a christmas day… ever… but maybe… We’ve been running about 10 degrees below normal for the last couple of months but so what?    Easy for a… Read more

  • canada is losing its mind

    November 21, 2021 by

    This story encapsulates for us all the ludicrous absurdity of the assertion that the authorities are “keeping us all safe”. Obviously, no one is safe in the world they are creating and here is the proof. Some reading these words have never experienced 30 below Celcius so please allow me to “splain” what it’s like.… Read more

  • if war is peace does no mean yes?

    November 7, 2021 by

    What if corruption, theft, murder, rot and deception were to become so commonplace that honest healthy, hard-working types came to be seen as diseased freaks crying out for their own destruction and elimination ? We already have Phase 1 of this program reaching completion in our corporate media/governance system so it isn’t that great a stretch… Read more

  • mr white

    October 9, 2021 by

    This short story was sent me by a close personal friend. Apply as needed! “Mr. White once was freezing one cold winter night. He was so exhausted, and did not know how to keep warm to survive.So he went and knocked at Mr.Brown’s mansion door. Mr. Brown invited him in, made him a nice cup… Read more

  • the truth is a conspiracy theory

    July 3, 2021 by

    Someone has pointed out that the truth is like poetry: no one wants to bloody listen to it. But unlike poetry, fortunately the truth can normally be silenced with a simple pair of words, indicating the speaker is about a half a bubble off plumb, and a rampant consumer of tinfoil, oh hahaha. Yet, were… Read more

  • don’t laff it could happen to you!

    June 5, 2021 by

    “all who trust in their riches will fall.” In my days of guiding i have encountered a very few individuals whom i would count as “arrogant”. It’s not a label anyone would choose for herself but rather, it is normally applied to people against their personal wishes. Recognizing this, most adopt a stance of open… Read more

  • money, the worst store of value

    April 29, 2021 by

    There have been times when the value of paper currency could be counted upon to buy the same today or next year, or it could be deposited at the bank to buy even more in a year or two. However, I would suggest that if your retirement plan is being measured in paper money these… Read more

  • the latest blah blah blah

    April 10, 2021 by

    Greetings from Teslin! Some may have noticed that i have deleted facebook, twitter,  and whatsap. Social media used to keep me company and i found a lot of the content interesting and stimulating but lately the views of the people i enjoy following have been restricted by the giant social media companies like facebook twitter… Read more

  • “desperate optimism”

    January 18, 2021 by

    I read waaay too many articles, but the upside is i come across a few real gems now and then. I hope you enjoy the following as much as i have, particularly the ancient quotes from a certain Andrew D White, of 1912 fame and glory. More than a few writers have noted the similarities… Read more

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